There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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