I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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