So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
