his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
i've created a new STD.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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