Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
