It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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