I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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