no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
