This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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