BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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