some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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