i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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