I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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