im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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