You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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