if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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