dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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