I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
