no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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