we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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