Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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