I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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