On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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