I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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