party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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