do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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