Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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