she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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