I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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