why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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