Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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