I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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