Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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