i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
And then he peed in my hair
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