The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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