I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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