Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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