Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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