You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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