Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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