i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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