11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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