Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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