They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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