how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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