do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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