dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize