Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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