quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I think people are normalizing furries
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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