What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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