Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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