im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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