it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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