Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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