trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
